Betty Louise Plotnick

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

(Source: unicorn-stache, via za3tarwzet)

stridersknowbest:

so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.

(via hungryhellhound)

pixiesteahouse:

princeconstantine:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

I need this

Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

I want to buy this fabric and give it to my mother to make me a quilt.
I also want to see if she notices or if she takes it to her weekly quilting bee..or better yet, since she teaches quilting, if she does some fancy stitch pattern on it and brings it to a show her students,
If you knew my mother…

(Source: g-raceland, via the-capricious-one)

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

That is an AU fanfic

(via mysterygal248)

You ever get the new outfit you ordered and you put it on and you love it but you have no where to go and it would be really weird to just knock on people’s doors and say, “do you like my new dress?”

latenightalaska:

jhameia:

whiny-sugar-glider:

creepylurker:

they want to go fishing but ICE

bald eagles look grumpy on their best days but this is grumpy waddling and it is amazing

he walks over to the others in the last gif like “man this lake fucking sucks”

(via mysterygal248)

trelkez:

onionhighonionandrenown:

how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

….you know what, it really does.

HIMYM finale headcanon accepted. And then they pretend to get divorced and Robin/Maria distances herself from her friends and a couple years later someone captures footage of Maria Hill during a big superhero battle and she has to come clean to everybody and THEY ALL RESUME BEING FRIENDS AND NONE OF THE REST OF THE FINALE HAPPENS and also, later, the group accidentally meets the Avengers, and Barney spends the entire time convinced Tony is hitting on Robin (which Tony plays into to screw with him) and Lily, Tracy and Natasha disappear somewhere to bond and Steve is both charmed and weirded out by Marshall and Ted is left to try and socialize with Clint, who just sits there quietly letting Ted dig himself a deeper and deeper hole as his questions and overtures get more and more awkward. 

And Robin/Maria is all, “I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. I KNEW IT. KNOCK THAT OFF RIGHT NOW. YES, YOU.”

So Tony lets Barney off the hook and Barney immediately starts awkwardly fanboying all over him, and Clint lets Ted off the hook and cracks up and Ted is all “wait what you have a facial expression?!

And Robin/Maria goes to find Natasha and drink until the whole thing is over. Never again. This is never happening ever again. (It happens again.)

(via wegodownwiththeship)