Betty Louise Plotnick

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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(via miakispus)

quincythepigboy:

me at the family event: well actually gender is just a social construct and only exists as a lubricant for the Capitalist Machine

(via interstate-k8)

sofapizza:

theclearlydope:[via]

We need to work on that poker face.

sofapizza:

theclearlydope:[via]

We need to work on that poker face.

(via mysterygal248)

digg:

Look at the camera honey, this one is for the scrapbook

digg:

Look at the camera honey, this one is for the scrapbook

buzzfeed:

HIS NAME IS GUS AND HE’S SLIGHTLY CROSS-EYED AND LOOK AT THE FLOOF ON HIM

(via xxfernwehxx)

clocktalk:

saw it comin 100 miles away and I’m still dead

(Source: iraffiruse, via xxfernwehxx)

“I know that the thing under my bed doesn’t exist. But I also know that if I keep my feet under the blanket, it won’t grab my ankle.”
— Stephen King (via lordharrypotter)

(via lordharrypotter)

titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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(Source: sorryr, via scribble-fox)